the 304th day...
a fake commercial i'm going to be using soon in several games.
"hello, are you recently dead but risen from the grave by various means? Have the years underground left your funeral garb in tatters and turned into old rags? well, now you can shamble down the avenue and look fabulous doing it when you come to...
ZED'S ZOMBIE BOUTIQUE!
Located in downtown Sunnyvale, now you can make your victims run in terror without looking like a fashion victim yourself. yes, our prices down at the boutique are as maimed and slashed as much as your reanimated bodies, and we promise they won't cost you and arm or a leg, cause let's face it, you've probably already lost them.
just mention "BRAINS" at the door and receive a 50% discount on any purchase of $100 or more. that's right, HALF OFF! And you can choose which half to take home with you.
so shamble on down to ZED'S ZOMBIE BOUTIQUE...Where fashion never dies!"
MK
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